taped to the back door

UPDATE - I am thee world's greatest hypnotist.

Him: (walking through the backdoor, confused that I want a cheeseburger) So you want a cheeseburger, eh?

me: Oh, yeah. I need a cheeseburger.

Him: Where do you want to go?

me: Wellllll ... we could go to Stanford's. (hoping he'll suggest Red Robin)

Him: Yeah. Or Red Robin. I could pound a gourmet cheeseburger at Red Robin.

me: Hmmm. (hesitant) Red Robin sounds decent. I guess we could do that.

Him: You're getting the onion soup, aren't you?

me: Mmm-hmmm. It's been sounding good all day.


See? Greatest. Hypnotist. In. The. World.