12.27.2009

The Most Awful Movie Ever Made®

At the eleven minute mark, it was so gut-wrenching that Matt and I were both sobbing into our bowls of red beans and rice.

So terrible that we actually had to pause the movie to desperately try and compose ourselves. Which Didn't Work.

So disturbing that Matt actually cursed Walt Disney in the grave yelling, "WHAT THE HELL KIND OF SHIT IS THIS, DISNEY?"

At the thirty-two minute mark we were still wailing.

And again, off and on -but mostly on- throughout the rest of this torturous moving picture.

At its conclusion Matt was pacing and weeping and shaking the DVD case towards the heavens, screaming all the back-cover reviews as questions ... "HILARIOUSLY UPLIFTING?!?" "A WONDERFUL FILM?!?" Again, cussing ol' Walt. Generously spraying him with devastated WTFs and salty, angry tears.

And so it is decided. The name of that movie should have been (EFFED) UP.

9 comments:

Meg said...

And what was the actual title of this awful film?

Meg said...

nevermind. I got it.

Susan & Phil said...

What were you watching? I don't get it.
Susan

Katie said...

UP.

Corrie said...

you're not kidding.

Katie said...

We decided it was worse than The Notebook and Marley & Me put together.

Susan & Phil said...

I liked The Notebook and Marley & Me; haven't seen Up. Guess I must like those sad movies.
Susan

betsy said...

aww...i liked up..not too funny, but then again i'm not 5 years old..the animation was pretty cool..i liked the dog who said squirrel alot..maybe i am 5 years old.

Anonymous said...

Since I turned into my mother and started constantly tearing up for no reason at all I'm actually grateful that Up gave me a legit reason to cry my eyes out.
Nikki