On the injured reserve

I may or may not dabble in the coaching of gymnastics. The same way I may or may not dabble in quantum physics. Wavefunction: represent.

You just never know with me.

Two nights ago I may have been demonstrating a round-off to a flatback when I heard/felt a snap that is apparently indicative of one's hamstring being ripped from the back of one's
knee. A soundtrack/sensation that hasn't left me since.

Once the wave of nausea passed and the halo-y visions of unicorns and laughing, pointing, shooting stars disappeared, my immediate thought was: I swear I'm not too old for this.

Also, I may or may not be delusional.