not unlike herding cats

He can climb anything.
His favorite toy is the fireplace.
If you turn your back for even a second he'll swim laps in the damn toilet.
No lamp is safe in his presence.
He can unshelve a library worth of books with the finesse and precision of a tornado.

"No" is just a word that elicits a smile. Another one, that is.

Spray bottles: not just for unruly pets anymore.

And then he does this ...
That. Kid.