Yes, ma'am.

You can't say "Carl Crawford" without a Southern accent. Hell, Erin can barely say his name at all. When she tries, it sounds like she has marbles in her mouth. Southern marbles.

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Here's what we know about Cah-ull:


Carl Crawford wore a petticoat to his cotillion.


Carl Crawford takes extra sugar in his sweet tea.


Carl Crawford's wedding colors were blush and bashful.


Carl Crawford would like to join you on the veranda for mint juleps and pralines.


Carl Crawford will think about that tomorrow.


Carl Crawford collects parasols.


Carl Crawford blesses your heart.


Carl Crawford doesn't go anywhere without his string of pearls.


Carl Crawford does declare.




And we just love him to pieces.